"Back and to the Left . . ."
Out of curiosity, I'd like to take a conspiracy opinion poll. Please respond and let me know your opinions on the following.
1) Who killed John F. Kennedy?
2) Did American astronauts set foot on the moon?
3) What crashed in Roswell, NM in 1947?
posted by Austin @ 9:30 AM
9 Comments:
I seriously considered participating in the poll, but I decided that I don't want my responses to part of the public record. I hope you will understand.
Oh, believe me, they didn't need your response.
They know already.
I'm going to answer these questions by quoting other people's words. How do you like that!
1) J.P. Prewitt: Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy.
Matilda: Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.
J.P. Prewitt: You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were!
from "Zoolander"
2) R.E.M.: Hey, Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.
from the song "Man on the Moon"
3) Kay: Today there are approximately 1500 aliens living and working in Manhattan and most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living.
from "Men in Black"
Way to go Sarah.
1. Uh, Oswald, Harvey Lee.
2. Uh, yeah. America is too stupid to fake that stuff.
3. Uh, David Bowie and Rod Stewart.
This is a late congratulatory comment. Pretend you're reading it on "I'd Like to Thank...":
YES! I KNEW you could do it! I knew all along you were a shoe-in. Yes!
Filmwurst?
1] the same that shot tupac and biggie
2] sure,how else would we know that the moon rocks
3] uh, i agree with molly on this one
See my last comment.
But yes to your last question, regardless of what Filmwurst is.
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